Ok...
this is something that has bugged me since i was eleven and held a sparkler that exploded in my hand showering my wrist with burning ash that then fused with my skin causing me to have a couple pretty cool scars that the ladyz think are gross.
Why the fuck do people give a shit about fireworks?
I mean Guy Fawkes is even less legitimate than Mothers day or free Tibet day...we know their fake that's why we do something on them, but guy Fawkes is like worse than that. Its a placebo celebration about some shit that went down in a country that decided it was a good idea to invade new Zealand...and name it that.
seriously i mean what the fuck is the point to, you blow some shit up that looks the same as it has done every year. I mean i love blowing shit up as the next Black Metal superstar, especially protected wooden Norwegian Churches, but fire works are just gay...ok if your not on acid according to a friend of mine, but then according to him all shits pretty much cool when your on acid...so i just plain think hes fulla shit.
pack to my point, what a waste of money. If wellington city council is going to put on some massive fireworks display that is going to attract a few thousand people who ohh and ahh for what they will later go on about being the best 15 minuets of their life for that year...which i suppose for all the drunk teenage slappers was ok, cos you know their socially retarded 21year old boyfriend cant last that long, even if he put the rubber band on and is fucking her up the ass...where was i...
Oh yeah, the fact is that all those rate have gone for something that lasted 15 minuets, and looked the same as last year.
AND THEN!
The the police are spending the 4 hours trying to delouse the surrounding streets from a bunch of burnt out whacked teenage losers and wanna be GANGSTA'S. i was wandering around...as you do, feeling a bit, er...mellow. and all i could think about was how this was like Bat country and the Manson's were everywhere. drunk teens are not cool, and they always come out to the free social event gathering things...like New years in any small 'city' (i use this term in the fucked up new Zealand sence of the word.) in New Zealand.
The other thing that really struck me, and i was in a particularly observant mood was the fact that every one, who had a prospective other was all over them like the dip shit Rugby heads at an open bar. It was disgusting. Furthermore when like 18 of have to congregate in a group, do it out of my rather than in the middle of the street. If you don't I will walk into you and make you spill your beer, and if you spill it on me, so help me god i will yell and piss and moan like a stuck pig.
You people, you young pathetic people who do these things are why big portions of wellington are fucking Bat Country, your why it sucks to walk down Manners after a certain time of night, and you will be the next accidental teen death, pregnancy, drunk driving, gang rape, gang fight, drug deal and terrorist statistic for this country.
You are why I'm fighting the Legion of Doom, hell you probably had a part in making it.
Fuck this, I'm off to administer some Guitar.
this is something that has bugged me since i was eleven and held a sparkler that exploded in my hand showering my wrist with burning ash that then fused with my skin causing me to have a couple pretty cool scars that the ladyz think are gross.
Why the fuck do people give a shit about fireworks?
I mean Guy Fawkes is even less legitimate than Mothers day or free Tibet day...we know their fake that's why we do something on them, but guy Fawkes is like worse than that. Its a placebo celebration about some shit that went down in a country that decided it was a good idea to invade new Zealand...and name it that.
seriously i mean what the fuck is the point to, you blow some shit up that looks the same as it has done every year. I mean i love blowing shit up as the next Black Metal superstar, especially protected wooden Norwegian Churches, but fire works are just gay...ok if your not on acid according to a friend of mine, but then according to him all shits pretty much cool when your on acid...so i just plain think hes fulla shit.
pack to my point, what a waste of money. If wellington city council is going to put on some massive fireworks display that is going to attract a few thousand people who ohh and ahh for what they will later go on about being the best 15 minuets of their life for that year...which i suppose for all the drunk teenage slappers was ok, cos you know their socially retarded 21year old boyfriend cant last that long, even if he put the rubber band on and is fucking her up the ass...where was i...
Oh yeah, the fact is that all those rate have gone for something that lasted 15 minuets, and looked the same as last year.
AND THEN!
The the police are spending the 4 hours trying to delouse the surrounding streets from a bunch of burnt out whacked teenage losers and wanna be GANGSTA'S. i was wandering around...as you do, feeling a bit, er...mellow. and all i could think about was how this was like Bat country and the Manson's were everywhere. drunk teens are not cool, and they always come out to the free social event gathering things...like New years in any small 'city' (i use this term in the fucked up new Zealand sence of the word.) in New Zealand.
The other thing that really struck me, and i was in a particularly observant mood was the fact that every one, who had a prospective other was all over them like the dip shit Rugby heads at an open bar. It was disgusting. Furthermore when like 18 of have to congregate in a group, do it out of my rather than in the middle of the street. If you don't I will walk into you and make you spill your beer, and if you spill it on me, so help me god i will yell and piss and moan like a stuck pig.
You people, you young pathetic people who do these things are why big portions of wellington are fucking Bat Country, your why it sucks to walk down Manners after a certain time of night, and you will be the next accidental teen death, pregnancy, drunk driving, gang rape, gang fight, drug deal and terrorist statistic for this country.
You are why I'm fighting the Legion of Doom, hell you probably had a part in making it.
Fuck this, I'm off to administer some Guitar.
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